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Ever gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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Greengrocers don't sell eggs
you massive fucking spastic

I hope you get blown up on the tube
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:41, 2 replies)
They are not barred from selling eggs.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:50, closed)
The greengrocer round the corner sells eggs.
And bread.

It's eurocrat political correctness gone mad
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:53, closed)

HE'S NOT A FUCKING GREENGROCER THEN IS HE!!


ARRHHHHHHH!!!!!
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:55, closed)
She is a greengrocer.
I realise you live in the soppy ITV version of the 1950s but here in the 21st century there is a wee bit more flexibility.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:58, closed)
Don't know what your talking about grandad, I was born in the 80s.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:00, closed)
"you're"

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:01, closed)
FUCK
OFF
AND
DIE
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:02, closed)
easy fella ... it's not my fault you have a shit life ... direct your anger somewhere more constructive
perhaps work a bit harder so you don't have live in a backwards village full of surveyors
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:04, closed)
**Licks your tears**
Mmmm, tastes like victory.
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:05, closed)
They taste like rotten fish and alcohol to me

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:14, closed)
That is exactly what victory tastes like.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:41, closed)
I like the way
You constantly miss the point.
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:05, closed)
Sorry Paxman
I'll try and pay more attention to retarded banter on a comedy website in the future.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:08, closed)
Yeahhh
Keep going... Mmmm... Yeah... Prove my point harder! Come on you slag I'm nearly there...
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:13, closed)
"I hope you get blown up on the tube"
Is that your indirect & euphemistic way of saying you wanna chuck your mayonnaise up my servants entrance?
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:23, closed)
In your dreams
I meant I hope you bleed to death from horrific injuries sustained as a result of shrapnel from the explosion caused by a Jihadist suicide bomber on a London Underground train.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:40, closed)
I like the way
You repeat yourself.

I hope that too by the way. And hey, if that does happen, at least I won't die alone.
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 9:41, closed)

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