This could've done for last weeks question as well.
It was toward the end of a not-too-bad first date with a friend of a friend and we were making plans for a possible second meetup. The year was around 2004 and my date was a budding screenwriter/shelf stacker with nice eyes, a decent haircut and all his own teeth. Total second date potential right there. He suggested going to the cinema the following week and the conversation went something like this:

HIM: "Fancy the cinema next week, 51st State looks pretty good?"
ME: "They're showing that? I've already seen it"
HIM: *laughing* "Ha, I doubt it, it's only been out in America and doesn't start here till next week"
ME: *not liking being laughed at* "Er, I bloody have seen it. I rented it with a friend last year"
HIM: *smugly* "No you didn't"
ME: *gritted teeth* "Yes. I. Fucking. Did"
HIM: "Yeah? What happens in it?"
ME: "Samuel L Jackson wears a kilt and sells drugs to Meat Loaf in Liverpool or something. I'm hardly going to forget Samuel L Jackson in a fucking kilt am I??"
HIM: *facepalm*

No second date and I still haven't seen 50 First Dates.
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 9:33, 21 replies)

haha

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 9:43, closed)

Probably a lucky escape. 50 first dates looks like an appalling schmaltzy chick flick. He'd have been crap at shagging.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 9:59, closed)

^ clearly knows his benders

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:41, closed)

I'd watch an appalling schmaltzy chick flick before I'd risk another Adam Sandler film

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:03, closed)

but it's so hilarious when he goes all angry and shouty and hahaha I hope he dies in a fire.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:19, closed)

With Jim Carrey gurning at him and going all lolwhacky whilst he burns.
cunts
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 12:08, closed)

^ clearly knows his shit comedians

(McChinaman banned, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 13:30, closed)

I know to avoid them,

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:05, closed)

it's more like
Adam Sandler creeps on a woman with brain damage, so bit more stalkery than your usual chick flick I thought.
(yeswehavenopasties, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:33, closed)

dunno what a "usual" chick flick is on account if being a bloke

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:44, closed)

Protesting waaaay too much here.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 12:24, closed)

I hear that Narnia is very cold, at this time of year.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:04, closed)

brilliant
How did the promoters of that film - or indeed all the rest of us - not realise that 50 first dates and 51st state sound the same?
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:10, closed)

I don't think you know what he meant by a second meatup.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:12, closed)

If I hadn't noticed a first had occurred a second was hardly going to happen

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:04, closed)

That was the first, it only took a second.
No wonder you didn't notice.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 11 Sep 2014, 13:25, closed)

You dodged a bullet there luv.
If he wanted to watch a chick-flick he was obviously a poof.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 11 Sep 2014, 13:06, closed)

Yep, I'm no Reeva Steenkamp

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 13:15, closed)

topicalols

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 13:21, closed)

Die Hard or queer

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:13, closed)

Is that one in 3D?

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:36, closed)