Dates Gone Wrong
Ever gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
Ever gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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This could've done for last weeks question as well.
It was toward the end of a not-too-bad first date with a friend of a friend and we were making plans for a possible second meetup. The year was around 2004 and my date was a budding screenwriter/shelf stacker with nice eyes, a decent haircut and all his own teeth. Total second date potential right there. He suggested going to the cinema the following week and the conversation went something like this:
HIM: "Fancy the cinema next week, 51st State looks pretty good?"
ME: "They're showing that? I've already seen it"
HIM: *laughing* "Ha, I doubt it, it's only been out in America and doesn't start here till next week"
ME: *not liking being laughed at* "Er, I bloody have seen it. I rented it with a friend last year"
HIM: *smugly* "No you didn't"
ME: *gritted teeth* "Yes. I. Fucking. Did"
HIM: "Yeah? What happens in it?"
ME: "Samuel L Jackson wears a kilt and sells drugs to Meat Loaf in Liverpool or something. I'm hardly going to forget Samuel L Jackson in a fucking kilt am I??"
HIM: *facepalm*
No second date and I still haven't seen 50 First Dates.
( , Thu 11 Sep 2014, 9:33, 21 replies)
It was toward the end of a not-too-bad first date with a friend of a friend and we were making plans for a possible second meetup. The year was around 2004 and my date was a budding screenwriter/shelf stacker with nice eyes, a decent haircut and all his own teeth. Total second date potential right there. He suggested going to the cinema the following week and the conversation went something like this:
HIM: "Fancy the cinema next week, 51st State looks pretty good?"
ME: "They're showing that? I've already seen it"
HIM: *laughing* "Ha, I doubt it, it's only been out in America and doesn't start here till next week"
ME: *not liking being laughed at* "Er, I bloody have seen it. I rented it with a friend last year"
HIM: *smugly* "No you didn't"
ME: *gritted teeth* "Yes. I. Fucking. Did"
HIM: "Yeah? What happens in it?"
ME: "Samuel L Jackson wears a kilt and sells drugs to Meat Loaf in Liverpool or something. I'm hardly going to forget Samuel L Jackson in a fucking kilt am I??"
HIM: *facepalm*
No second date and I still haven't seen 50 First Dates.
( , Thu 11 Sep 2014, 9:33, 21 replies)
Probably a lucky escape. 50 first dates looks like an appalling schmaltzy chick flick. He'd have been crap at shagging.
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I'd watch an appalling schmaltzy chick flick before I'd risk another Adam Sandler film
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( , Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:03, closed)
but it's so hilarious when he goes all angry and shouty and hahaha I hope he dies in a fire.
( , Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:19, closed)
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With Jim Carrey gurning at him and going all lolwhacky whilst he burns.
cunts
( , Thu 11 Sep 2014, 12:08, closed)
cunts
( , Thu 11 Sep 2014, 12:08, closed)
it's more like
Adam Sandler creeps on a woman with brain damage, so bit more stalkery than your usual chick flick I thought.
( , Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:33, closed)
Adam Sandler creeps on a woman with brain damage, so bit more stalkery than your usual chick flick I thought.
( , Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:33, closed)
brilliant
How did the promoters of that film - or indeed all the rest of us - not realise that 50 first dates and 51st state sound the same?
( , Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:10, closed)
How did the promoters of that film - or indeed all the rest of us - not realise that 50 first dates and 51st state sound the same?
( , Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:10, closed)
If I hadn't noticed a first had occurred a second was hardly going to happen
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That was the first, it only took a second.
No wonder you didn't notice.
( , Thu 11 Sep 2014, 13:25, closed)
No wonder you didn't notice.
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You dodged a bullet there luv.
If he wanted to watch a chick-flick he was obviously a poof.
( , Thu 11 Sep 2014, 13:06, closed)
If he wanted to watch a chick-flick he was obviously a poof.
( , Thu 11 Sep 2014, 13:06, closed)
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