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Ever gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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This could've done for last weeks question as well.
It was toward the end of a not-too-bad first date with a friend of a friend and we were making plans for a possible second meetup. The year was around 2004 and my date was a budding screenwriter/shelf stacker with nice eyes, a decent haircut and all his own teeth. Total second date potential right there. He suggested going to the cinema the following week and the conversation went something like this:

HIM: "Fancy the cinema next week, 51st State looks pretty good?"
ME: "They're showing that? I've already seen it"
HIM: *laughing* "Ha, I doubt it, it's only been out in America and doesn't start here till next week"
ME: *not liking being laughed at* "Er, I bloody have seen it. I rented it with a friend last year"
HIM: *smugly* "No you didn't"
ME: *gritted teeth* "Yes. I. Fucking. Did"
HIM: "Yeah? What happens in it?"
ME: "Samuel L Jackson wears a kilt and sells drugs to Meat Loaf in Liverpool or something. I'm hardly going to forget Samuel L Jackson in a fucking kilt am I??"
HIM: *facepalm*

No second date and I still haven't seen 50 First Dates.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 9:33, 21 replies)
haha

(, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 9:43, closed)
Probably a lucky escape. 50 first dates looks like an appalling schmaltzy chick flick. He'd have been crap at shagging.

(, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 9:59, closed)
^ clearly knows his benders

(, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:41, closed)
I'd watch an appalling schmaltzy chick flick before I'd risk another Adam Sandler film

(, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:03, closed)
but it's so hilarious when he goes all angry and shouty and hahaha I hope he dies in a fire.

(, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:19, closed)
With Jim Carrey gurning at him and going all lolwhacky whilst he burns.
cunts
(, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 12:08, closed)
^ clearly knows his shit comedians

(, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 13:30, closed)
I know to avoid them,

(, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:05, closed)
it's more like
Adam Sandler creeps on a woman with brain damage, so bit more stalkery than your usual chick flick I thought.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:33, closed)
dunno what a "usual" chick flick is on account if being a bloke

(, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:44, closed)
Protesting waaaay too much here.

(, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 12:24, closed)
I hear that Narnia is very cold, at this time of year.

(, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:04, closed)
brilliant
How did the promoters of that film - or indeed all the rest of us - not realise that 50 first dates and 51st state sound the same?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:10, closed)
I don't think you know what he meant by a second meatup.

(, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:12, closed)
If I hadn't noticed a first had occurred a second was hardly going to happen

(, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:04, closed)
That was the first, it only took a second.
No wonder you didn't notice.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 13:25, closed)
You dodged a bullet there luv.
If he wanted to watch a chick-flick he was obviously a poof.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 13:06, closed)
Yep, I'm no Reeva Steenkamp

(, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 13:15, closed)
topicalols

(, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 13:21, closed)
Die Hard or queer

(, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:13, closed)
Is that one in 3D?

(, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:36, closed)

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