Dates Gone Wrong
Ever gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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This could've done for last weeks question as well.
It was toward the end of a not-too-bad first date with a friend of a friend and we were making plans for a possible second meetup. The year was around 2004 and my date was a budding screenwriter/shelf stacker with nice eyes, a decent haircut and all his own teeth. Total second date potential right there. He suggested going to the cinema the following week and the conversation went something like this:
HIM: "Fancy the cinema next week, 51st State looks pretty good?"
ME: "They're showing that? I've already seen it"
HIM: *laughing* "Ha, I doubt it, it's only been out in America and doesn't start here till next week"
ME: *not liking being laughed at* "Er, I bloody have seen it. I rented it with a friend last year"
HIM: *smugly* "No you didn't"
ME: *gritted teeth* "Yes. I. Fucking. Did"
HIM: "Yeah? What happens in it?"
ME: "Samuel L Jackson wears a kilt and sells drugs to Meat Loaf in Liverpool or something. I'm hardly going to forget Samuel L Jackson in a fucking kilt am I??"
HIM: *facepalm*
No second date and I still haven't seen 50 First Dates.
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 9:33,
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haha
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 9:43,
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Probably a lucky escape. 50 first dates looks like an appalling schmaltzy chick flick. He'd have been crap at shagging.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 9:59,
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^ clearly knows his benders
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:41,
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I'd watch an appalling schmaltzy chick flick before I'd risk another Adam Sandler film
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:03,
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but it's so hilarious when he goes all angry and shouty and hahaha I hope he dies in a fire.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:19,
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With Jim Carrey gurning at him and going all lolwhacky whilst he burns.
cunts
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 12:08,
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^ clearly knows his shit comedians
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McChinaman banned, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 13:30,
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I know to avoid them,
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:05,
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it's more like
Adam Sandler creeps on a woman with brain damage, so bit more stalkery than your usual chick flick I thought.
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yeswehavenopasties, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:33,
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dunno what a "usual" chick flick is on account if being a bloke
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:44,
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Protesting waaaay too much here.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 12:24,
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I hear that Narnia is very cold, at this time of year.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:04,
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brilliant
How did the promoters of that film - or indeed all the rest of us - not realise that 50 first dates and 51st state sound the same?
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Carpe Cyprinidae, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:10,
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I don't think you know what he meant by a second meatup.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:12,
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If I hadn't noticed a first had occurred a second was hardly going to happen
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:04,
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That was the first, it only took a second.
No wonder you didn't notice.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 11 Sep 2014, 13:25,
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You dodged a bullet there luv.
If he wanted to watch a chick-flick he was obviously a poof.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 11 Sep 2014, 13:06,
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Yep, I'm no Reeva Steenkamp
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 13:15,
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topicalols
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.Yeti., Thu 11 Sep 2014, 13:21,
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Die Hard or queer
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:13,
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Is that one in 3D?
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 14:36,
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