I spent
many hours at teenage parties spurning the advances of various women because "You're too drunk and I'd hate you to do something you'd regret"

I somehow thought this would lead to a great deal of respect and admiration (And probably slightly less noble things) from the opposite sex. An investment, if you will.

I would have done better with Enron stocks...
(Kendal, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 22:22, 3 replies)

Still, at least you let them know you were "sensitive friend" material.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 23:01, closed)

better to leave them wondering than to prove youre a crap shag though. so good result really.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 0:23, closed)

Just think of the career you could have had as a
rapist.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 24 Sep 2010, 8:27, closed)