When I was 17
I had been chatting to a girl I met through a friend for a while and one day arrange to meet her in town for a bit of shopping and generally hang out. AFter visiting whatever shops she and I needed to she suggested we go back to hers as noone was in, being an innocent young TaZ I say yeah sounds good.

We gets to her house and she puts some music on and I raid her CD collection decided she had quite decent taste with the occasional awful band which is to be expected. After a while of chatting about music and other things I'm using her computer while she does something or other and she says "don't go routing through my folders there's some naughty pictures I don't want you seeing" "of course not hunny" I said (mistake number 1)

Then a little while later she says "don't look over, I'm just changing my bra this one's annoying me" "of course not hunny" I says...

I regret never looking through her pictures or at her to this day, damn my innocence and naivety. We slowly drifted apart only for her to tell me about a year later after losing contact for a while that she thought I was too nice for not sneaking a look and that things would've been alot different if I'd have had some balls. Oh if only she knew me now =[
(TaZ44, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 15:38, 6 replies)

Easy-to-remember strategy
Whenever an oglable personage says "Don't look right now, I'm changing" or similar, the only true course of action is to turn round and absent-mindedly reply "sorry, what was that you said?".
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 15:47, closed)

If only
I knew this then, I soon learned my lesson upon leaving the house thinking "why the fudge didn't I look, damnit!" I've never made the mistake since
(TaZ44, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 15:54, closed)

Lucy was well worth a poke

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 16:34, closed)

I know
And I could've =[ what an idiot!
(TaZ44, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 17:03, closed)

Subtle
When will women realise that we men don;t understand hidden meanings. If you want something tell us.
(langers, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 17:33, closed)

She sounds like she was a bitch anyhow.
Stupid women make stupid generalisations and reject men for stupid reasons. Her current bloke probably regularly shags her best mate and only comes home to beat her. I bet he watches her undress though...
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 17:41, closed)