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The Lone Groover says "I've just taken down a pergola with a metre-deep Russian vine over the top. It had nine birds' nests in it, and had rotted all of the cross timbers. It covered the entire lawn and needs a skip of its own." What's the biggest/worst thing you've ever taken down? Tell us your tales of demolition and wanton destruction.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:17)
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*innocuous subject line*
*rambling paragraph about nothing very much*

*eventual conclusion which says very little*

*shortening of 'enough said'*
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:29, 28 replies)
*observation that this story is the OP essentially admitting to doing something very mundane*

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:29, closed)
*lengthy complaint about trolling followed by personal abuse because the first person to reply is ruining a comedy forum based around irreverent humour by making an irreverent comment*

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:30, closed)
*semi literate claim to be trolling after posting something that makes the poster look angry, stupid and upset*

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:31, closed)
heh heh
very very true :D
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:35, closed)
*accuses all the people laughing of posting on /talk*

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:38, closed)
*flounce, preceded by claim to have done same thing less well slightly earlier*
*even though it involved the recycling of a well-trodden meme*
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:54, closed)
You've clearly been thinking about this too much.
You should leave the house once in a while, the outside world is lovely this time of year.
(TheColonel, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:37, closed)
No it isn't, it's cold, dark and wet.
JUST LIKE YOUR MUM.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:39, closed)
I got the feeling you liked them like that.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:11, closed)
I see what you have done here.

(ThomsonsPier consumes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:43, closed)
Maybe someone can come up with an automatic QOTW generator
Think of the time and energy it would save
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:01, closed)
There's no point clever people working out how to do something automatically when semi-human drones will do it for free.
If these tragedies had more free time they'd only chew more scabs off their own arseholes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:45, closed)
The whole business plan of Amazon's Mechanical Turk

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:36, closed)
This wins

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:40, closed)
Generic reply casting doubt.
*Snarky commentary that adds nothing to the QOTW*

*Jumping onto bandwagon with similar jibes*

*Sycophantic replies to bandwagon replies*
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 2:32, closed)
*Complaint about how /talk have ruined EVERYTHING*

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 8:56, closed)
*Commentary that repetition of a lame joke does not make it funnier, and that constant belittling of other posters tends to drive people away, regardless of whether /talk was involved or not*

(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:31, closed)
So why haven't you fucked off yet, you whinging cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:49, closed)
Perhaps just to annoy you, you condescending prick.

(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:58, closed)
STOP THE CLOCK!
WE HAVE A NEW RECORD FOR THE PLAYING OF THE LEGLESS GAMBIT
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:59, closed)

Legless gambit? Explain, please.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:22, closed)
Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:10, closed)
I must have missed that Big Bang Theory episode.

(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:12, closed)
It's the one where Frasier finally confesses his love for Marge Simpson.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:14, closed)
The one where Bobby Hill gave the Millennium Falcon a damn good thrashing with a Treant is my favourite.

(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 22:32, closed)
Getting upset and then claiming to be 'trolling'.
Named for its most famous player.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 11 Nov 2012, 16:18, closed)
And then putting people on ignore 2.0 when they laugh at you.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 19:44, closed)
I can barely tell you feebles apart ... why would one of you be any more annoying than the rest?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:09, closed)
*Generic Pointless post by Amorous Badger*

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:13, closed)
*complaint that one of the posters in the thread is repetitive and boring*
*posting history consists of complaining about other people's posts being repetitive, etc*
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:01, closed)
*upset at post, purely on basis of poster's name*

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:57, closed)
*Shaking head over the continual smugness of one poster passing judgment on all others while not having posted any original or amusing stories of his own in the past couple of years*

(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:35, closed)
Oh man, if only I'd gotten into the 'best of' lately, I could totally make your complaints look a bit silly here.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:58, closed)
Best fuck off back to the Archives AB
& get on with it then.

Not like you're getting much done here is it?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:28, closed)

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