Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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This is a friend's act of desperation, but also an act of pathetic genius.He wanted a cat. His mother didn't want a cat about the house. So he bought a kitten, and just before bringing it home he poured water all over it. Then he told her that someone had put it in a bag and thrown it in a river. She felt so sorry for the wee kitty she let him keep it.
He was 26 at the time.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:26,
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genius!That is cunning and creative. I should've tried that with a hamster.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:28,
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wait a minute...you've got a badge on your profile saying Norn Iron. Are you from Norn Iron too? C'mon Norn Iron, c'mon.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:29,
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Bless!*clicks*
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I did the same thingwith a pneumatic 16 year-old girl.
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