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Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.

Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.

What have you done in times of great desperation?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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This is a friend's act of desperation, but also an act of pathetic genius.
He wanted a cat. His mother didn't want a cat about the house. So he bought a kitten, and just before bringing it home he poured water all over it. Then he told her that someone had put it in a bag and thrown it in a river. She felt so sorry for the wee kitty she let him keep it.
He was 26 at the time.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:26, 6 replies)
That is cunning and creative. I should've tried that with a hamster.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:28, closed)
wait a minute...
you've got a badge on your profile saying Norn Iron. Are you from Norn Iron too? C'mon Norn Iron, c'mon.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:29, closed)
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(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:55, closed)
Strangely pathetic and cruel at the same time.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:17, closed)
I did the same thing
with a pneumatic 16 year-old girl.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:18, closed)

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