Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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LegoThe lowest I sunk during my early teenage years was an attempt to build a wanking machine out of lego.
This was long before I had the slightest chance of experiencing a woman's touch, yet I was desperate to fulfil that need.
It was an ultimately unsuccessful, but nonetheless interesting, engineering challenge. A number of years later I achieved a noble B in GCSE design and technology for a poorly realised carrying case. I should think that a working wanking machine would have been well worth an A.
Fortunately, in hindsight, I didn't have any Meccano...
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Hahaha, that gets a click from me!A wanking machine made of Lego? Hahaha, I'm going to be giggling about that all day =D
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The first line did it for me tooBuilding a wanking machine out of lego :D
I'm going to start a collection to send you some meccano. And some plasters
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 9:31,
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I remember this from Vizmany years back, when Roger Mellie built a wanking machine.
When I was working in the chemistry dept here, we used a flask shaker, which is a device with a motor driving two oscillating arms, with clamps to hold flasks in. We referred to it as the wanking machine, due to its four 'hands' and their up and down motion.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:11,
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