'Naked', eh...?

Now, I’m not too bright…

But imagine my disappointment when I heard about a programme called ‘The Naked Chef’ and rapidly tuned in…only to find some scooter-riding carrot-chopping butt-munch trying to get ‘in with the yoof’ by saying wank expressions like ‘pukka’ and generally lobbing his food about before pretending that he has friends.

Apparently, ‘Naked’ cooking refers to ‘stripping down food to its basic ingredients’ or something? So what’s normal cooking then?

Don’t try and pretend it wasn’t just a cheap gimmick to get our pervy hopes up*…you fat-tongued, mockney flange biter.

/rant

*Girls can be chefs too…right?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Jun 2008, 14:11, 8 replies)

Bloody TV chefs...
Floppy gob in particular. And Ainsley Cunting Harriott. With their pan frying and knife chopping and oven baking bollocks.

However I did that rant a few weeks ago...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Jun 2008, 14:35, closed)

TV chefs are rubbish.
But I'd butter Nigella's crumpets any day.
( Cawl, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 14:40, closed)

Sorry DG...
But as you know, I haven't been 'about' lately

(a bit like Beadle in fact)

I remember reading: "Scientists have discovered that laughter can make you live longer. If that's true, we're all fucked because that means Ainsley (Cunting) Harriott must be immortal"
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Jun 2008, 14:41, closed)

No, I meant
That I couldn't be arsed to repeat myself is all. Plus it would get me all boily and vitriolic, and I don't want to be boily and vitriolic, cos I'm going out with some old colleagues tonight which I'm looking forward to...

*Breathes*

It's good to have you back though. Are you staying long this time? :-)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Jun 2008, 14:45, closed)

@DG...

I plan to be back for the duration. But you never can tell...

*starts whistling theme to 'The littlest Hobo'*

Have a whizzy Jolly time tonight matey!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Jun 2008, 14:49, closed)

It's true
you don't see a lot of Jeremy Beadle these days.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 14:50, closed)

@Kaol
Oh hell yes. She is so incredibly sexy.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 27 Jun 2008, 18:48, closed)

its funny Kaol would butter her crumpets
i'd rather mash her tits into my face while she battered her big spongy arse up and down on my knob

just saying like
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:28, closed)