I signed up to a well-known website hoping to find humour, satire and poor taste
but instead it turned out to be full of back-slapping whingers, nonces and hopeless nerds desperately trying to have sex with anything in a dress :(
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:07, 14 replies)

You found the Internet?
:)
( Thinker, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:08, closed)

Well then
stay out of 4chan, it's not worth the effort of putting up with the shitheads.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:16, closed)

It's funny
I've not felt any urge to ignore anyone based on these stupid attempts to get a rise. Evening TRL! How's you?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:23, closed)

Evening.
Not bad- a bit tired, as I drove about 600 miles yesterday over 10-1/2 hours. But it's almost time to go home, so all is reasonably good.

Ooh, and I now have an iPod Touch with wireless so I can check b3ta even when I'm elsewhere!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:27, closed)

iPod touchy goodness
They're rather nice. A couple of features I'd like on it such as a task manager, but overall rather nice. Much better than the iPhone. I'm typing this on one now... and does anyone know how to put music on it without using iTunes?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:42, closed)

Well shit
guess you lucked out there then huh?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:58, closed)

how the sugaryfuck
can anyone with these kind of stats be critical about anyone else?

Profile for Woodside Industries:
• a member for 3 years, 1 month and 28 days
• has posted 2496 messages on the main board
• has posted 34423 messages on the talk board
• has posted 12 messages on the links board
• (including 2 links)
• They liked 96 pictures, 6 links, 501 talk posts, and 28 qotw answers.

35,000 posts on /talk? do you ever leave the house or get laid when it's not cyber?

or everyone's favourite tonight, rathen:

Profile for Rathen:
• a member for 4 years, 6 months and 25 days
• has posted 294 messages on the main board
• (of which 1 have appeared on the front page)
• has posted 5728 messages on the talk board
• has posted 4 messages on the links board
• They liked 25 pictures, 3 links, 388 talk posts, and 55 qotw answers. [RSS feed]

• send me a message - er, no thanks.

and let's not forget the hyper-critical caring nurse jack spratt and his wife:

Profile for Amorous Badger:
• a member for 5 years, 3 months and 17 days
• has posted 585 messages on the main board
• has posted 38225 messages on the talk board
• has posted 34 messages on the links board
• (including 23 links)
• They liked 61 pictures, 8 links, 640 talk posts, and 151 qotw answers.


Profile for Wicca’d Witch:
• a member for 3 years, 9 months and 14 days
• has posted 108 messages on the main board
• has posted 48883 messages on the talk board
• has posted 15 messages on the links board
• (including 6 links)
• They liked 89 pictures, 13 links, 282 talk posts, and 57 qotw answers. [RSS feed]

hmmmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:22, closed)

@Hair Pot
Not that I know of...
There's a fun little application called ZiPhone that you can use to open up the touch for writing user-made applications to, though.
One of those is a little SNES emulator, Super Metroid is making train journeys fly by.
(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:24, closed)

@Woodside
There is a big difference between satire / poor taste and just being a cunt.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:37, closed)

blimey
theres some twats about at the moment!!

stick with it good people, and let the internet swallow up the arses whole brain and replace it with goatse.
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:12, closed)

@Woodside
you fat cunt

I'm ignoring you now. You have degraded my internet experience.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:53, closed)

Stupid iTunes.
So now that I have this shiny new iPod, I find that the only way to put music on it is to sync it to a particular machine- at which point you can't load music onto it from any other machine.

FUCK!

My old mp3 player is a far more versatile device- I'm going to go back to that!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:34, closed)

Good lord, there's a lot of bitterness on here.
I can only suggest that some of you should lose your virginity ASAP - or if you can't find a willing partner (which, let's face it, is more than likely), commit suicide for the benefit of the human race in general.

And, www.b3ta.com/talk/5128713 .
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:07, closed)

Good lord,
"you are almost certainly taking the internet too seriously. So sit down", blah blah etc...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:04, closed)