DIY Surgery
Majoringram tells us: I once had a wart on my hand and went to the doc to get it frozen. It hurt, lots. Instead of having to go back for more, I got my trusty rambo knife and cut the thing off. Three years later, and not even a scar!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:08)
You stupid cunt, don't you know that Vodka is best utilised as a cure for appendicitis?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:20,
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That's where I've been going wrong then.
I hear it's also a good cure for kidney failure, chlamydia and death.
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the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:24,
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Kidney failure is only cured by shouting at it.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:33,
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Little known fact
Lung cancer is cured by a combination of bleach and wishful thinking.
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the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:42,
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wishful thinking is mainly for fat woman on day time telly.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:37,
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As a doctor,* I endorse this.
* Not a medical doctor.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Jan 2011, 21:40,
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