I accidently stomped on a sewing needle. All you could see of it was a long thread hanging out of my foot, and the very tip of the sharp end - it had gone in blunt end first.
In shock I pulled on the thread, and a 5cm needle came slowly out of my foot.
There was no mark, no blood. The only souvenir I had was a slightly bent needle.
I still sew with it.
(Fiinbot, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 7:09, 8 replies)

So, your story is 'I hurt myself, but not very badly'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 7:11, closed)

nah AB, it's more like...
"i hurt myself, but i hurt the needle more."
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 7:19, closed)

fucking read it ab, fucking read it. poster says they had a lucky escape from a 5cm needle, arse end in first. see if you can replicate that please.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 9:19, closed)

he probably saw the 'L' plate
and thought....fresh meat!
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 9:44, closed)

Hahahaha.
Upset, online.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 9:53, closed)

You can hear the sound
Of internet feelings being crushed...
( snee held his breath since, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:18, closed)

I read it more as accidental acupuncture.

(ThomsonsPier consumes, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:43, closed)

lol!

(TheColonel, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:47, closed)