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Just a vagabond writes, "I once had a guy in a pub shout completely out of the blue at me 'OI! BIG NOSE!' and then ask coyly 'Fancy a fight?'"

Tell us stories of the dodgy boozers you've been to, and what happened.

(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:32)
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The Bull and Badger in Chipping Norton
Once, they completely ran out of pistachios and we had to have stuffed olives instead...

Also, one evening a riot nearly broke out when they served lime rather than lemon in the G&Ts
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:14, 12 replies)
Achchovy or Pimento - I would have kicked off big time if it were Pimento Stuffed Olives.

(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:17, closed)
Anchovy stuffed olives are a little bit wrong,
but not so wrong as garlic stuffed olives.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:32, closed)
My god the spelling of anchovy was rather awry. Friday innit.

(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:33, closed)
You're supposed to use lime, not lemon, you uncultured buffoon.
...sounds proper rough.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:29, closed)
Fack, really?
I'll let Geoffrey know tonight

(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:31, closed)
Fuck off.
Lime is what they serve to idiots in wannabe cocktail bars. Adults use lemon and always have done.

Jesus. Are people actually starting to think that lime is the sophisticated choice?
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:43, closed)
Depends on the brand of gin.

(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 17:08, closed)
Yeah. It really doesn't.
It depends whether you're a prick chav in an untucked Ben Sherman shirt finking e is well sofisticated wiv a lime innit oo look chevawne e can juggle a bottle ere do you want another ice tea it's just cheap vodka and coke wiv a couple if straws in it innit
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 18:56, closed)
^^exactly this
If I'd been served lemon instead of lime in my G&T I'd have glassed some cunt.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:43, closed)
I hope you're under 20 otherwise you're a dirty fucking chav.

(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:47, closed)
This is actually the Kingham Plough
...about five miles from Chippy. The pubs in the town itself aren't that posh - last time I visited one I was served by a woman with a BNP tattoo. But the Plough is notoriously up itself.
(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:35, closed)
I've been to Chipping Norton
For a night out drinking. I found the beer to generally crap and overpriced
(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 11:14, closed)

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