
Just a vagabond writes, "I once had a guy in a pub shout completely out of the blue at me 'OI! BIG NOSE!' and then ask coyly 'Fancy a fight?'"
Tell us stories of the dodgy boozers you've been to, and what happened.
( , Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:32)
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He was without exception the worst barman in the world. He couldn't pull a pint, couldn't operate the till, and couldn't remember more than one drink at a time.
He'd just pour a drink - often the wrong one - and wheeze 'anyfink else?'
I fucking loved that useless old cunt.
( , Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:52, 15 replies)

(but certainly not a beau belle, right kids?!)
( , Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:17, closed)

I mean, come on. If it's against the French it's not really a crime, is it?
( , Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:14, closed)

If it were against the French nation then it could never be a crime. It's more likely to be a patriotic duty.
( , Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:09, closed)

machine but often did not take the offered £5.
( , Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:43, closed)

They must have been laundering money because there's no way they were running at a profit.
( , Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:55, closed)

Free entry before 11 and free drinks if you were on their text list (everyone was). If you weren't on the list, all drinks were 60p. Double JD, 60p. Pint of Guinness? 60p. They kept that going for over a year in 2008.
( , Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:31, closed)

Utter carnage.
( , Mon 10 Feb 2014, 17:29, closed)
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