The video shop
This was one of my favourite jobs - basically got paid to watch videos, eat pizza (from next door), drink sugary drinks and occasionaly serve a customer.

Anyhoo, my boss being the skinflint he was, decided to cut costs by buying the stock from various places - so instead of the rental versions of the films, he'd buy the cheaper retail versions and then simply chop out the tape (during the bit that says 'This video is not for rental') and then put them on the shelves.

Oh, and sometimes we'd put a 'tag' on various customers info - such as 'stupid moustache man' or 'stinks like shit' etc.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:58, 6 replies)

Did your mate's girlfriend shag a dead guy in the toilet?

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 0:40, closed)

I understand that one afternoon they played football on the roof of the building.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 7:09, closed)

I'd heard that it was hockey

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:49, closed)

I had a threesome with a couple of dead people once
Ok, so some people might describe it as a wank in a graveyard
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 5:52, closed)

I was one of your customers, and I must say this: I didn't appreciate your ruse.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 0:55, closed)

I believe you might have information pertinent to the death of a radio star Mr Lizard.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:04, closed)