
Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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...has obviously never tried it.
Earth clods, stubble, insects, thistles, animal poo, etc. all intrude with unwanted reality into the erotic idyll.
However, the lanolin does make your skin lovely and soft.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 11:36, 7 replies)

I can't say I've ever had any problems boffing the better half in the great outdoors...and I'd thoroughly recommend it to any b3ta chaps who haven't yet taken their ladies for a weekend in the country, as in my experience a bit of al-fresco shagging is exactly what she's got in mind anyway.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 14:44, closed)

/obvious but I couldn't help myself
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 15:17, closed)

and I don't want to bleat on
the lanolin bit obviously missed you then?
Baaaaa nevermind
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 15:51, closed)

In fact, if it wasn't for wikipedia's helpful This article is about the sheep grease, I'd still assume it was something to do with cricket
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 17:19, closed)

The second time was on a red ants nest.
( , Tue 29 May 2012, 13:38, closed)
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