If you have to
touch an electric fence, do it with the back of your hand.

EDIT: (for the cock licking fraternity) - if you use your palm then your hand will automatically curl around the wire, thus keeping you connected. If you use the back of your hand then the same thing happens in reverse, your hand contracts into a fist and away from the wire.
Fucksake can nothing be clean-cut and not involve /talk style shit-talk?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 28 May 2012, 23:08, 9 replies)

the back of your hand someone else's hand
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 28 May 2012, 23:46, closed)

the back of your hand- someone else's hand Cock
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 29 May 2012, 3:22, closed)

Don't lick it,
even if you have drunk half a bottle of rum, you will scream like a small girl.
(Draino, Tue 29 May 2012, 8:36, closed)

Yes. You should never lick someone elses cock.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 29 May 2012, 8:47, closed)

Small girls always scream when I ask them to lick my cock.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:16, closed)

When would you have
to touch an electric fence?
(username failed moderation, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:05, closed)

If in a field you need to cross, to check whether or not it's on.
It's hardly a big shock - just enough to unnerve cattle, which, to be fair, can be done by waving one's arms and shouting "Wooo!"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:21, closed)

got zapped in the testicle once
not an experience I'm keen to repeat, but yeah really not the end of the world either. Got me over the fence that bit quicker.
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:19, closed)

See also - testing whether a microphone is live.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 May 2012, 9:22, closed)

what about the ones in Jurassic Park?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:34, closed)

Oooooohhhhh.
Is that a pink handbag I see?
(username failed moderation, Tue 29 May 2012, 14:28, closed)

Touch it..
...with a blade of grass is better.

A mere tingle.
(inflateable, Tue 29 May 2012, 20:24, closed)

Or of course you could look at the ceramic insulators most leccy fences have
and deduce for your self that it is indeed and electric fence which is probably turned on and in use.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 29 May 2012, 21:55, closed)