Down on the FarmHave you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
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When I was fourI walked into a door
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 May 2012, 11:01,
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When I was fiveI lived in a hive
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:39,
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When I was sixI choked on a Twix
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:48,
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When I was seven I roasted human flesh and ate it in deference to the Dark Lord.(
The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:54,
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A weird death ended me when I was eightSomehow I came to be served on a plate
Apple in mouth and limbs all a-trussed
Before I received a rich pastry crust
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:10,
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When I was eight, I got to be the bloke on Robot Wars who shouted 'ACTIVATE'.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:33,
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Did you go to heaven before you were seven?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:55,
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When I was seven I was actually eleven.I lied about my age to get laid.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:58,
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