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When I've had a few, I buy CDs off eBay and Amazon. I've got four copies of The Bends by Radiohead now. Show us your drunk eBay wins.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:54)
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Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
One day a spastic strangled some animals. Then he accidentally monged a person to death. His friend Lieutenant Dan shoots him out of pity.

The end.
(Andrew Avetoom, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 20:03, 16 replies)
This istnt funny you fucking jerk

(Council Gritter, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 20:05, closed)
Cuddle?

(Andrew Avetoom, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 20:13, closed)
That istnt English, you dumb cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 20:36, closed)
I quite enjoyed that

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 20:18, closed)
I was gonna read that.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Apr 2014, 20:51, closed)
You still should. It's actually good. I was doing a lie. Like a fucking jerk might.
Plus... There's a "special" in it to laugh at!
(Andrew Avetoom, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 20:55, closed)
But you've given away the plot now.
I'll book seats for The Mousetrap instead.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Apr 2014, 22:11, closed)
the butler did it

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 22:27, closed)
As long as you don't tell me who's butler.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Apr 2014, 22:41, closed)
I just read the synopsis on Wikipedia
and apart from Lieutenant Dan's name, that seems pretty accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 15:47, closed)
The Catcher in the Rye
Spoiled, self-obsessed, tremendously annoying cunt ruins everyone's holiday while trying to decide whether or not he's gay. Turns out he has ADHD or some shit.

The end.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 21:12, closed)
Like shambo and qotfw

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 10:54, closed)
baZING!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 15:51, closed)
AIDSDHD

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 15:46, closed)
He just blows that whole housing project up, something to do with not holding to his values.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 21:31, closed)

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