Apple servers.
Broken student, drinking boxed wine and eating ramen. Woke up with a call from apple: "sir, your credit card has been refused".

"Who is that?"
"It's Apple, sir. Regarding the order you made 4 hours ago". That was like 9am., so you can see when it happened.
"Hang on"

I checked my email. Turns out I bought during the night:
Five apple servers (they don't do those anymore) fully equipped;
Seven wireless printers;
Pretty much every server software they used to sell by then, and...
A webcam. A god damn cheap webcam from Logitech or whatever crap they sold at their website.
Total cost: 80 THOUSAND EUROS. My credit card would probably max out at 300, if that much. I'm glad for that.
(surak, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 21:47, 5 replies)

What the hell would you do with five servers?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 21:53, closed)

Play a lot of tennis?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Apr 2014, 22:07, closed)

.
Shout abuse at them as they bring cocktails and canapes?
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:52, closed)

Have you
noticed how much porn is on the internet!!?
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 14:48, closed)

I think you intended to order five strudels
Apple being your favourite kind
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 14:01, closed)