Best drunk purchase - the BIBLE
I genuinely can not get through 3 pages of it without having a BISCUIT.

Those CHRISTIANS are bastards.
(Andrew Avetoom, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 19:04, 48 replies)

Oh my that escalated quickly.
What a thread deleter eh?
(c0ckweasle is <s>quite impressed</s> a cunt, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 23:22, closed)

not had this account banned yet, porky? tsk. those Mods

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 23:33, closed)

That Dr Shambolic fella...
1. I use the word 'purposely'.
2. He reckons I should've used 'purposefully'
3. I correct him.
4. He deletes all his replies and disappears like a TV magician.

Sexy and mysterious.
(Andrew Avetoom, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 23:30, closed)

Not to mention the points that I made about what a busy expert he is
with his Latin quoting, truffle growing, shed and pizza oven making and constant posting here. Oh and the fact that due to his l33t h4x0r sk1llz he can see my ip address through a web-based vpn service.
I really am quite impressed.
(c0ckweasle is <s>quite impressed</s> a cunt, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 23:37, closed)

Ahhh you posted this earlier....
I found it confusing then too.
(Andrew Avetoom, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 23:39, closed)

quite impressed a cunt
( .Yeti., Wed 16 Apr 2014, 23:52, closed)

a cunt Rick Fathelme
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 8:34, closed)

In all fairness, it's quite easy to spot that you're Rick Fathelme without those skilz.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 8:34, closed)

You've posted 16 times at the time of me posting this.
Ten of those posts are either you denying you're Rib Fartgnome, or you getting uppity with AB and Shambles. So yeah, alright Rob Fatbelm?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 8:57, closed)

So your story is
if someone says that they aren't the person they are accused of being and if they object to some of tghe people who post on this website then they are automatically assumed to be this poster you suggested.

Cool story bro.
(c0ckweasle is <s>quite impressed</s> a cunt, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 9:09, closed)

The main reason we all know it's you is because you admitted to it being you, you great big failed-marriage saltwater fool.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 9:20, closed)

this is proper boudicca levels of mental

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 9:46, closed)

Hey dropkick
What's my ip?
(c0ckweasle is <s>quite impressed</s> a cunt, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 9:56, closed)

pipe down, fairholme
you can't make more of a tragic tit of yourself than you already have. take a fat break
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 10:04, closed)

Mad l337 h4x0r sk1llz.

(c0ckweasle is <s>quite impressed</s> a cunt, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 10:13, closed)

no skills are required to spot you, you tragic old prick

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 11:10, closed)

Apparently you're the person here
who likes to collate information. With your "Funniest Posts evah" links. Yeah?

Do then feel free to cite exactly where I said I was who you suggest I am. Since I work at a university I'd appreciate posts with timestamps. If not peer-reviewed commentary.
(c0ckweasle is <s>quite impressed</s> a cunt, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 10:12, closed)

you fix PCs in a prefab office like a fifty year old teenager, rob
don't start going all Albert on us when you've already thrown a hissy wobble about your identity being shared online
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 10:37, closed)

how many forum users would we lose if the whole of australia was to be banned?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 10:56, closed)

about three
be simpler to just kill qftw though
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 10:57, closed)

yeah, and off topic
only queers and girls go on off topic
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 11:11, closed)

we only need one /board

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 11:30, closed)

Sexy and mysteriousA massive crybaby who thinks he can give it out but can't take it
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 11:01, closed)

About 20,000 kilospoons on the Morrisette scale happening here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 12:07, closed)

I like this.
I've often awarded things "Alanis out of 10" on the irony scale, but I might have to change my metric to spoons on the Morrisette scale.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 12:20, closed)

Is that different to the Morissette scale?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 12:38, closed)

Different *from*.
If you're going to be pendantic, fair's fair.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 12:44, closed)

No, not really
www.oxforddictionaries.com/words/different-from-than-or-to
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 12:58, closed)

Different off.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:36, closed)

Brilliant
No other words will do.
(Eukanuba, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 0:27, closed)

The bible is a wonderful book
I reckon the people who criticise it have never actually read it.

Although I also reckon the people who base their life on its teachings have never actually read it either, just the bit their minister has told them to read.

I love it, it's my favourite book. It is everything Dan Brown wishes he had the imagination to write.
(Figmaus, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 3:32, closed)

the gospels are dreary as fuck, even in the prettified king james version
I love me a bit of old testament poetry and begetting and smiting though.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 7:52, closed)

I've read it. Every word.
And the Apocrypha; and a decent chunk of the pseudepigrapha.

It's almost complete drivel - except Ecclesiastes (I think - that's the one with the visions, isn't it?), which is reassuringly mental.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 9:54, closed)

I read every second word. It didn't make any sense. I'm gonna go back and do it your way. Cheers.

(Andrew Avetoom, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 12:47, closed)

Ecclesiastes cakes.
(that's all I have to say)
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 16:21, closed)

Typical censorship.
I blame the BBC.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 8:37, closed)