cock arrabiatta
when in first year trying to impress my GF, i had her over planning to cook a lovely meal. (spaghetti arabiatta...classy) cooked with loads of chilli. everything was just simmering when she gave me a call saying she'd be over in 20 minutes. forseeing a night of fun ahead i nipped off to the showers for a quick shuffle [and wash]. she arrived -i presented lovely meals in my room [plus token poorly chosen mood music]. 2 minutes later i started feeling the most intense agony all over my penis- 5 minutes later sweat broke out on my forehead- ten minutes later i couldn't bear it anymore- dashed to the sink filled my pint glass with water and spent the next hour with my flaming red penis in a pint of water avoiding eye contact with said giggling now slightly disgusted GF.

penis + chilli never mix
(Xearo is cow tipping your cashcow, Sat 29 Dec 2007, 12:42, 6 replies)

It's supposed to be running water!
Dipping it in a pint glass will have just been marinating it!
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Sat 29 Dec 2007, 12:51, closed)

maybe that was the effect
he was after. Especially if his girlfriend liked chilli.
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 29 Dec 2007, 12:58, closed)

Spicy Wilkins
I seem to remember that there is a part of the Karma Sutra which recommends applying a mixture of tingly spices to the John Thomas.

Probably not chillis though...
(puerile is really getting into seagulls lately., Sat 29 Dec 2007, 13:43, closed)

Tingly Wingly
Hmm...I sense a recipe book idea here.

A copy of Knob Spices, anyone?
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 29 Dec 2007, 13:58, closed)

Ugh, I don't care what the Kama Sutra says
Don't put spice on your knob. It's not a kebab.

Mint is tingly and it doesn't burn.
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Sat 29 Dec 2007, 14:00, closed)

anus arrabbiata
Ha! Try it passively mate. GF does you a nice penne all'arrabbiata with loads of chilli. Everything goes fine and so to bed when, during foreplay said GF inserts a high Scoville factor middle finger in your ringpiece. Relax and enjoy.
(Roger Darce sold his birthright for a mess of pottage, Sat 29 Dec 2007, 15:39, closed)