I accidentally killed my daughter on a family holiday.
I blamed it on some local guy who happened to be carrying a similar looking girl, possibly a relative of his, to her own bed.
Hit the news and everything.

Signed,
Mrs K. McCann
( ClanSoul, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 14:59, 10 replies)

YES!
MOAR JOKES LIKE THESE!

THEY NEVER FADE AND WERE FUNNY RIGHT FROM THE START!
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 15:28, closed)

What that badger guy said^

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 15:36, closed)

Totally!
Madeleine McCann jokes will NEVER grow old, because they are SO funny and diverse and SO TOPICAL since it was ONLY seven months ago that it happened!
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 15:39, closed)

And my similarly themed recycled-sun-story-turned-into-lame-gag
gets away scot free! weeeeeeeeeee *runs off into the dusk*
(bacontrout got ska, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 16:05, closed)

bacontrout
Yours, at least, referred to a recent event which had not already been satirised on here ad nauseam.
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 16:18, closed)

Gee, do ya think it's bindun?
Epic fail.

*plonk*
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 30 Dec 2007, 16:34, closed)

This is true
although if you see a proliference of dog-savaging jokes in the coming weeks, you'll know who to blame.
(bacontrout got ska, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 16:54, closed)

STOP BULLYING CLAN SOUL.
HE'S IRONIC AND FUNNY, AND IS SAVING B3TA FROM ITSELF.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 23:41, closed)

Errr
Don't think so. He's talented with graphics but hardly "ironic".

Which is ironic 'cos I am.
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 23:52, closed)

Madeliene McCann jokes
Are funny, have always been funny and always will be funny.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 17:15, closed)