"You know that time when you were rimming me and I farted and you still finished me off?"
"Yeah."
"I think I might have shat a bit."
"You did."
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 9:30, 18 replies)

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Shitdick.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 6 Jan 2013, 9:36, closed)

Learn English, you unfathomably dumb prick.
australia.gov.au/topics/education-and-training/literacy-and-numeracy
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 9:41, closed)

Dr. Shitdick.
In the house!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 6 Jan 2013, 11:59, closed)

You genuinely can't parse a simple English sentence, can you?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 12:42, closed)

Be nice shambles, it's patently obvious he's having an internet breakdown.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 14:19, closed)

Do internet breakdowns make you illiterate?
I thought they just made you weep and moan a bit more than usual.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 15:15, closed)

The tears and the angry key-bashing...
..make it really hard to type.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 15:30, closed)

I for one can say they are not the cause.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:40, closed)

Yw, btw.

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 11:18, closed)

Oh Ringo,
He "dumped" into his partner's gob. Then presumably, Shambo was "dumped" as a result, unless his partner is a Gloucester Old Spot, in which case they appreciate a bit of brown action to munch on.
( Ken Oath, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 12:31, closed)

See ... I knew I hadn't written it in an obscure dialect of Urdu or owt.
I wasn't dumped over it though.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 12:43, closed)

I think you should have used "sharted"?
And being dumped as a result would have been the ultimate riddle wrapped in an enigma.
( Ken Oath, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 12:56, closed)

But then it would have been a lie.
And nobody lies on qftw. There are rules.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 13:04, closed)

Rules?



fuck.

I should examine my elastic extent of truth in my stories.


You lot are far too jolly decent to deserve lies.

So, was it a spoonful, or about half a cupful?
( Ken Oath, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 13:25, closed)

Enough to fill the ashtray of a 2003 Honda Accord.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 13:59, closed)

Ahh, a sizeable amount.
That a large measure for a rimming mis-adventure. The 2003 model was noted for it's large ashtray, to cater for the Cuban cigar ash. Well done.
( Ken Oath, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 14:26, closed)

I like this
because I am part of a horrible /talk clique that hates you cunts.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 15:02, closed)

^this

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:44, closed)