Easiest job
The handjob I had earlier watching Sian Williams and her extremely tight blouse on BBC Breakfast.
In fact it was so easy, I felt cheated.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 8:51, 24 replies)

I’m sure a post menopausal woman would be delighted to hear of your activities
Why not write her another lolarious e-mail detailing this, you creepy freak
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:08, closed)

You are ABadger
AICMFP

Besides, I'm sure she'd be more delighted than being referred to as post-menopausal given that's she's probably mid-40s at most.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:21, closed)

No, simply a concerned member of the public
you need psychiatric help, and probably a gastric band
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:28, closed)

Winding up certain members of this message board seems like the easiest job in the world

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:53, closed)

Only
if you're any good at it.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:15, closed)

I had to google her, she's 46
And I'd have had one over her too.
And Rory's about as clever as training wheels on a tricycle. He only replies to questions because he doesn't know how to tell a story, he just gets jealous cause he has as much wit as Gary Glitter has had sexual partners his own age. It's just too easy to put him in his place as he's too full of fail.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 14:25, closed)

You certainly have won this one Cactus
I hope you’ve cleaned up your grubby paws now that you’ve been wanking over a middle aged bbc presenter. Why not send her an e-mail too confirming her as being in the wank bank, or perhaps post your soggy sock just to be additionally scary. Maybe throw in one of your trademark Maddie jokes, so that the bbc will have to hire security for her.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 15:03, closed)

You are badger aren't you?
Only AB gets upset at Maddie jokes, the rest of B3ta seems to enjoy them. I didn't say I did wank over her, just that I would.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 16:58, closed)

He's either AmBadg...
...or he's trolling.

If he is genuinely getting that upset at stuff on teh intarwebs, he needs to go and have a wank. Preferably over a picture of Sian Williams...
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 18:00, closed)

Nah
AmBadg does it with some finesse at least.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:01, closed)

I don’t understand people like you cactus
You’ve managed to move from sad old tosser, to professing to wanting to throw your muck over a kidnapped and possibly deceased child. You fucking terrible nonce
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 18:21, closed)

I said that?
did I share a desire of "professing to wanting to throw your muck over a kidnapped and possibly deceased child" link that please...

you are far too stupid to try to understand me. I make jokes, my posts are hardly ever serious.

If you cannot take a joke, which 90% of my posts are, go back to bebo or where ever you came from.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 18:50, closed)

CACTUSZACK IS AN UNFUNNY NONCE
www.b3ta.com/questions/easyjob/post866973
You need to fuck off back to paedosnet, distributing category 5 stuff just aint cool bro. I hope you get caught sooner as opposed to later.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 19:20, closed)

reading fail

( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 20:43, closed)

so you linked the same post,
Where not once did I say I wanked over Maddie's dead body as you inferred.

You sir, failed on the interwebs again.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:32, closed)

I can't think why he's so upset
Does he know her personally or something? When I say personally, I mean have a collection of pix of her taken through a telephoto lens as she wanders about her house preparing dinner or something.

Oh, and Bebo? I think he's from the Usenet group alt.flame.peoplewhogiveashit
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:05, closed)

Dull creepy man is mocked for wanking over breakfast tv
Perhaps that's why PaedoZack is white knighting you, you deserve each other.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:39, closed)

Nah, best to save yourself for Susanna Reid on a Friday.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:25, closed)

I was thinking that

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:36, closed)

Definitely worth the wait

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:51, closed)

What about Kate Silverton...
...mmmm.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:55, closed)

Sian Williams Simon Jack
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:35, closed)

*googles
He looks like a poor man's Gordon Brown. "Gordon Brown Lite".
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:43, closed)

sick fuck
She's like Anne Robinson as envisioned by Mattel.
( rofl harris, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:51, closed)