
Tell us your tales of the police, ambulance workers, firefighters, and - dammit - the coastguard
( , Thu 16 May 2013, 11:33)
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I heard a story about an old lady who called the police to say there was someone in her garden acting suspiciously. After a 2 hour wait, she called back to tell the police not to bother sending anyone as she'd shot the intruder. The police were there within 5 minutes.
( , Thu 16 May 2013, 21:00, 9 replies)

If you know what I mean.
( , Thu 16 May 2013, 21:06, closed)

( , Thu 16 May 2013, 21:25, closed)

The operator just plays a recorded message in response now.
( , Thu 16 May 2013, 22:17, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/sorry/post1835532
But it was just before bar-closing time on a particularly-busy Saturday night, and unless you have a knife in your side the cops just aren't going to bother with two middle-aged men slapping each in a dark parking lot.
( , Fri 17 May 2013, 0:47, closed)

but had their music turned on to signal their lack of ice cream?
( , Mon 20 May 2013, 11:25, closed)
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