Firemen
They are all damn sexy. Every single one.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 16 May 2013, 23:03, 29 replies)

Even the female ones.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 May 2013, 23:05, closed)

Those especially.

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 16 May 2013, 23:06, closed)

HUBBA HUBBA

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Thu 16 May 2013, 23:20, closed)

erm..would

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 16 May 2013, 23:39, closed)

It's the eyes, isn't it?

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Thu 16 May 2013, 23:42, closed)

I could imagine he was in league with the Devil.

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 16 May 2013, 23:48, closed)

LET THE RECORDS SHOW:
HATD WOULD FUCK FAT RAPIST R-------E
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:38, closed)

:((((
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 18 May 2013, 8:20, closed)

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 16 May 2013, 23:24, closed)

WOULD

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 16 May 2013, 23:40, closed)

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 16 May 2013, 23:26, closed)

SAY MY NAME, BITCH
Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Thu 16 May 2013, 23:28, closed)

Would, would, probaly not but if I was desperate, would, would, would

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 16 May 2013, 23:40, closed)

I heard Barney McGrew is a very considerate lover
you might want to take this into account.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Thu 16 May 2013, 23:41, closed)

I do like a beard, It has to be said..

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 16 May 2013, 23:47, closed)

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 16 May 2013, 23:28, closed)

OH COME ON
That's not fair..
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 16 May 2013, 23:40, closed)

I swear, those ladyboys look just like real girls.

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Thu 16 May 2013, 23:41, closed)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 May 2013, 23:43, closed)

Nice hose..

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 16 May 2013, 23:51, closed)

I'm trying desperately to find a clip
of Mickey out of The League Of Gentlemen here...
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 17 May 2013, 2:00, closed)

hm

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 17 May 2013, 6:18, closed)

Subtle.
For a moment, I thought that was a real fireman, but.something is a little off.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:54, closed)

Eugh

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 18 May 2013, 8:19, closed)

damn sexy gaymos.
They spend all day in a gym, get drunk on two cans of Fosters and rip each others clothes off to Abba music.*
* These observations may only apply to Armed Forces and RAF Firemen, but fuck it, I can't see any reason why civilian firemen would be any different.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 May 2013, 7:49, closed)

They sound exciting!

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 18 May 2013, 8:19, closed)

My father and brother are both retained firemen.
So they're part-time firemen with bleepers. But they are neither sexy nor gaymos, for even part of the time.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:00, closed)

So, they're pyromaniacs then?
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/5925163/Volunteer-fireman-started-fires.html

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/4636450/Australian-bush-fire-arsonist-suspect-was-volunteer-firefighter.html

wildfiretoday.com/2013/02/09/colorado-volunteer-firefighter-charged-with-starting-600-acre-fire/

www.thestar.com/news/canada/2012/12/28/footprints_key_to_case_of_firefighter_charged_in_string_of_quebec_arson_fires.html

wnep.com/2012/12/20/firefighter-arrested-for-torching-home/

www.ktvb.com/news/crime/Suspect-accused-of-starting-Wilderness-Ranch-wildfire-170186686.html

And just because they won't bum you doesn't mean they're not gay. It just means you're ugly.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 May 2013, 15:28, closed)

Dad does like a good fire, though he's never mentioned burning down forests, and he's not a volunteer. He gets paid by the hour.
The gay thing - you're right, what he does in his private time is up to him, as long as he plays safe and doesn't give my mother anything nasty.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:19, closed)