Encounters with RoyaltyMy good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
Have you met someone royal? Are you royal? We'd like your story...
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Frankly you 2I've been looking at your pints, and they are both complete puffs.
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TinycockThat's a deal me old mucker. Let's fuckin' have it ;O)
(I like this. Rob et al, not at Heathrow are you, you big bunch of cowsons?)
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Tinypod, FonkadelixHow long would it take you to get to Essex for a good, no bullshit, sparring session?
I can see it now - the day the b3ta fight club was formed... :-)
You. Outside.
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dan j the filthy bastard, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:53,
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FonkadelixI'm in fucking Newcastle you soft southern shite! Pity really, I'll 'ave yer next time I'm down there though.
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Tinypodwhere are you right now? I'm just off the bastard Kings Road, where all the posh wankers live, and really would love to have a good old fashioned tear-up.
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Pissflaps......never ceases to bring a smile to my face...
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dan j the filthy bastard, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:47,
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Weeeeee!Could this just be a cunning plan to stop the inevitable "first post frenzy", and instead have "languishing last post...erm...ladybumps"?
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Titmonkeysand Dogwanker?
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no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:41,
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In order to break the tediumI was just wondering if any of you lot would fancy coming outside for a fight.
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new QOTWfor snot's sake, get a foxburgering move on will you you bunch of catflaps.
hurry up hurry up i need a wee now
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I'm quite partial toRaging fathead.
Although seeing the word "wankrash" further down made me giggle like a girl.
...or like a queen! Aha, you see that? you see what I did there? Just call me "cunning link to appropriate QOTW boy"
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You utter utter utter beast!!!!That fucking shows 'em who's boss.
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Miss FlatteredBapsI see your culo and I raise you "Me cago en los cojones"
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Nothing foreign can convey the total evil hatred of:you fucking stupid ugly shit cunt.
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Shut Your Festering Gob You Tit.
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Has always been my fav insult....
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:03,
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Hey!Spunkbucket, why don't you fuck off and die.
Cunt
(I'm in a great mood today)
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Retro:Sir, you are a man of no account! You are a second-rater.
Madam, your behaviour is shocking, I am outraged.
There I throw my gauge!!
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WowI've started a trend. Shucks, looks like only some people think I'm a twat.
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errr.....Bearded Clam
Vertical Bacon Sandwich
Topless Hand Shandy
Cunt
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