Stung a bit
When I was 8 years old or thereabouts, we went on a daytrip somewhere in the countryside, that's me, me ma, me cousin and me auntie "Racquel", who's a bit of a slag. I demanded that Raquel stop the car as I needed to go. So, there I was stood by the side of the road, cock in hand, giving the bush a good soaking when a bee buzzed onto my finger and stung me, just inches millimeters from the tip of my wanger. "Waaaah!" I exclaimed "I've been stungded by a bee". Auntie Racquel rushed out of the car and began trying to suck out the poison whereupon I was forced to utter the words "My finger, you dirty bitch, it stungded me on my finger". Birds...
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 21:40, 5 replies)

O_o

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 23:19, closed)

Extraordinary

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 1:24, closed)

I like the sound of your Auntie.
Is she still alive?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:33, closed)

Why would that matter?

(TheColonel, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:41, closed)

VMS
and living in Spain the last I heard, her and my mum fell out so haven't seen her for years.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:03, closed)