Wow...so this is what it looks like to die by analhorsesex
lbn.threat.tv/mrhands.mpg
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:27, 5 replies)

Check this version out
It's much funnier, and has sound
lbn.threat.tv/mrhands_alt.mpg
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 14:11, closed)

Cunt!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 15:02, closed)

Is that
actually a video of it happening? Haven't you got email accounts to be hacking?
(Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 14:13, closed)

Done my quota for the day thanks.
Do you have an email address you'd like accessed?
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 15:33, closed)

For those of us unable to access this stuff at work,
any chance of a brief synopsis? Ta.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 Aug 2010, 14:18, closed)

Erm. Oh, my good God.
Basically a man is shagged by a horse. Initially his assistants try to stop the horse plunging itself in too far but eventually it gets some deep penetration and you can hear Kenneth grunting in a mixture of pain and pleasure. The horse dismounts, its thingy drippin horse-batter, after what can only be around thirty seconds. Then the footage comes to an abrupt end. It's weird to know that that arse belongs to a man who's going to be dead in less than 24 hours. Watch with a vom-bucket to hand when you get home!

*Edit. Jesus, it really breaks down his back doors like a battering ram. Also noteworthy are three strange protuberances on the rear of the man's scrotum. Piercings probably but it's hard to tell in the darkness of the stable. I'm assuming that Mr Hands is the name of the horse? *Clenches buttocks forever*
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 15:35, closed)

true, he was dead within 24h
but for a little while, he was in a stable condition.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 18:48, closed)

Oh lord.

I highly recommend NOT watching this.
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:49, closed)

oh my FSM
Once seen can never be unseen....
(Atomised teabagged your mum on, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 18:08, closed)