Hotel cleaning
I think I've posted this before, but it's certainly relevant here....

Many moons ago, I spent a season working in a ski resort in France. My job basically involved cleaning guest rooms and serving dinner.

The way things worked, once all the rooms were cleaned on your floor you could go out skiing. One week, we had a right bunch of louts in - their room was an absolute mess every day. Given that the manager inspected the rooms, we had to clean it properly.

Anyway, by the end of the week me and my mate are getting really pissed off that this is wasting us 1/2 on the hill every day, and decide to get some revenge.

I pissed in a bottle of sun-in (mmm rubbing my urine into your hair is nice), and my mate proceeded to insert each of their toothbrushes into his bum (one at a time), brush end first.

What really tops this off is that they'd left a camera in the room. I'd love to have seen their faces when those photos came back from boots, and they realised just what they've been brushing their teeth with for the last few days!

I don't feel guilty - the fuckers deserved it
(charlie1105, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 14:10, 7 replies)

Either this happens all the time...
...or this is one of those urban legend thingies, recycled. I'm sure I've heard it before, several times and not just here on b3ta.
( reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 14:29, closed)

Thats a bit harsh.
Revenge for them making you do your job?
(Guilt wants to get in your moist confines, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 14:36, closed)

bindun before
lots of times.
(evilpenguin Ur polar bears r wel gay, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 14:56, closed)

...to be honest
(which you're clearly not) - I would never push a toothbrush into my own tumpty, for revenge or any other emotion. In the same way that I wouldn't push broken glass down my meatus to prove a point.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 15:02, closed)

seen the photos
large group of work mates all play for the same sunday footy team, so off to prague for an end of season weekend and on the first night the arse toothbrush shots are taken. on the flight home the victim was told so check the photos before showing them to anyone. disgusting i know but he did wash the brush after pulling it out of his arse
(tonyharrison, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 15:17, closed)

Urban Myth? Not hard to do really...
I have also done it, you know why? ITS FUCKING EASY TO DO!

On holiday, in Corfu, 1993, Mate Number 1's toothbrush, although I'd admit it didn't go RIGHT up my poo-chute but more in amongst the arsehairs - kinda like 'brushing the badge' you could say. Mate Number 2 took the photo and from a side angle on his 35mm, me giving double thumbs up. It was very effective when processed, we were there to all enjoy - it did take him about 30 seconds to realise.
(TheManofScience, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 15:42, closed)

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I'm sure this has been done many times before, but I can assure you this actually happened - I was there and witnessed it.

As for the comment about making me do my job - there's a difference between me cleaning a hotel room, and some bunch of cunts literally wrecking the room every night - they did deserve it, and infact, I hope they all got a serious disease after brushing their teeth with poo
(charlie1105, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 16:25, closed)