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Pavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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Duke of Edinburgh
Tents had been set up, spliffs had been consumed, I had run out of vodka. What other alcohol might be available on a camping trip?

That's right, meths.

Seeing as meths is undrinkable neat, I combined it with the most logical mixer.


Such was my alcoholism in the day, I actually managed a whole bowl of meths custard.

Don't do it kids.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:26, 12 replies)
Click for bravery
Is that the trampy equivalent of "Vodka Jelly"?

The perfect dessert for those of no fixed abode.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:29, closed)
Your hardcore.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:34, closed)
What about her hardcore? Did it do something interesting?
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:46, closed)
Haha, fuck me!
I did a real lol of astonishment when I read this =)

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:48, closed)
I am in awe, as always.

You rock.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:53, closed)
Meths Custard
Now that's putting the mental into experimental! Nicely survived. Sounds more palatable than special brew too

@PJM - I'm sure meths custard could be combined with Vodka Jelly for some sort of lethal trifle. Just need to source some alcoholic sponge from somwhere...
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 14:01, closed)
My word!
That would've killed a lesser person!

Nice survial skills!
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 14:34, closed)
The meths or the lack of alcohol?
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 14:46, closed)
The important question is
What brand of custard?
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:51, closed)
more "naughty custard"
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 16:03, closed)
after running out of drink options (and ice)...
at womad about 10 years ago, late sunday afternoon i told mike vortex (R.I.P) it was either warm white wine or gin and ambrosia carton custard.

he chose the gin and custard! the hero!

and a new way of getting fucked was born.

except it's no more than a convenience version of old dutch advocaat but what the hell, it works!

have a click x
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 20:49, closed)
I'd finished Dof E by this point
But up a mountain in North Yorkshire on New years day, having spent the night up there, I made my breakfast pot noodle with boiled beer.

tasted somewhere between wet dog and arse.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:55, closed)

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