Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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Perhaps not pointlessbut ultimately fruitless.
My first experiment at text sex:
Beware predictive text. No woman wants to learn you want to kick her pussy.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 18:31,
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well......most women dont.
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^^If she doesn't fancy the pussy kicking then at least you could offer to duck her from behind
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the joke readsgirls if your boyfriend sends you a text saying i want to kick your PUPPY. dont panic, he may just be shit at predictive text.
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I can't remember where I read this....but I heard about someone who was texting a girl he liked, seeing if she wanted to get something to eat in their local, the crown.
unfortunately the predictive text devil made sure that 'do you wanna get food in the crown?' became 'Do you wanna get done in the brown'
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Some women mightbut I recommend you steer clear of them.
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thealternativefact, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:58,
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Christ...Do you people not read these things back before you press "Send?"
Click. Made me laugh, as did the replies.
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I have to stop reading this nowAs I am crying with laughter. At work.
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