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Pavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.

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On my 30th Birthday...
I was 30 last weekend and obviously now very mature... so we had a competition to see who could fit the most (unchewed) jaffa cakes in their mouth and close their mouth and then eat said jaffa cakes without spitting them out or dying.

I won with 8 Jaffa Cakes.
On a previous (similar) experiment I discovered I could do the same thing with 4 Cream Eggs.

Turns out I have a pretty big mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 11:48, 8 replies)
RE: Big mouth
Sir, I challenge you to a big mouth face-off.

My current achievements include:

Entire jumbo sausage roll (unbroken)
Entire banana (skinned, unbroken, and large)
2 apples

Admittedly, the first two might have a bit more to do with throats than mouths.

I'm not a ghey, promise.
(I helped save b3ta! Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 11:57, closed)
^
sounds like you got me beat on throat size!
But I reckon the 5 cream egg is the egg of death!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:00, closed)
I can fit a twix in my mouth sideways.
Don't think that's all that amazing though *frowns*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:26, closed)
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Thats pretty impressive, the creme eggs. Two would be hard, because the creme would get stuck in your throat.
(I helped save b3ta! browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:28, closed)
i saw
on tv once that only a very small number of people can fit a fist in their mouth.

i had to try it.

turns out i'm one of them!

[this may not surprise some people]
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:38, closed)
at my last house
I could fit the front door key up my nose.

Where I live now the key is longer, and does not fit, but it did give me a nosebleed
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 13:02, closed)
I wonder?
How many proposals of marraige (or just plain old fashioned naughtyness) Ms Swipe will get after that revalation :)
(I helped save b3ta! RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 13:47, closed)
@ swipe
You're not alone, I can fit the vast majority of my fist in my mouth. Hurts a bit though...
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 14:20, closed)

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