If I staple my finger, will it actually staple and how much will it hurt?
In retrospect, both answers are kind of obvious. I tried to get sympathy (and treatment) for my wounds by claiming the cat had attacked me. Met with profound disinterest, so nobody noticed that the cat had apparently left me with two neat holes in my finger and no other scratches.

Conclusion: I am unloved :(
(Skittlemcfluff ......................, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:43, 3 replies)

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I once stapled my finger, but was enjoying myself so much at the time that I didn't notice.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:08, closed)

Staples
I stapled two of mine together last week. It blooming well hurt! My fingers were bruised for a week!
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:31, closed)

Phone conversations
You know how during long conversations your mind begins to wander, you start fiddling with stuff, doodling on pads etc. Well I started to play with a stapler. Just absent mindedly playing, until I opened it up and pressed down too hard with my index finger.
I worked up quite a sweat trying to remain calm while I hurredly finished the call so i could 'operate' and extract a staple.
( Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:52, closed)