Self- medication, McGyver- style
Back in the days when men were men and sheep were nervous, i got myself a souvenir from the public swimming pool. Between two of my toes, the skin started doing things you shouldn't see before breakfast (or only if you plan a diet). It even stank.
Here curiosity came in: Could i cure this myself by sterilization?
I poured some grain alcohol over it which of course burned like, well, like grain alcohol in a festering wound. Felt good afterwards. Repeated that twice a day and it was gone after three days. Whee! Alcohol made my day again!

BTW, don't spill grain alcohol over your private parts. You'll want a shower very, very quickly, i told you.
Apologies for bad english. Length? Go stick your head in a pig.
(timbolator successfully hiding from the authorities on, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:00, 6 replies)

I like your style!
I once had rum accidentally spilled on my crotch. Christ, it burns like a mothertrumper.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:11, closed)

I made the mistake of
scratching my bell end after chopping up a chilli

OMFFFFGLAMF
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 20:00, closed)

My own self-medication
I recently got a bit fed up of a wart on the inside of my middle finger. So, being a bit of a cheapskate (so not wanting to fork out for something 'medically approved'), and not wanting to move very far, I picked up my trusty knife and a bottle of antiperspirant. Funnily enough, hacking away at it, then freezing the bloody remains seems to be working. I think it's shrinking, although there is a nasty purple patch around the outside of it where I've frozen and killed the surrounding flesh.

Also, a teensy bit of chilli on the bell end can be rather pleasing at times. I'd never try it deliberately though.
(Stinky Wizzleteats Should probably be doing something more productive, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 0:35, closed)

I use aftershave for sterilisation of wounds
Rub it on the wound. It should sting. The non-alcoholic variety probably won't work.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 0:58, closed)

I have seen warts killed
by lighting incense and putting it out on it...again and again.

Only use for incense I've ever found.
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 6:00, closed)

Rum.
I've a horrible feeling I'm going to dip my cock into rum tonight as an experiment...
(ice9, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 11:04, closed)