stoned and stupid
when i was a fair few years younger i had a little flat of my own and used to go clubbing. many friends would come back to get stoned and drink some more.one day a fair few came back its was about 3am and we were feeling very childish and one mate passed out not a good thing to do with drunk/stoned people around it started off rather innocently at first.we put a sweet on this guys head his name we will call him chris as that was his name .we did this to see if he would wake up he didn't. then we got my makeup lipstick, nail varnish you name it it was all over him.then we hit the condiments salt,mayo then flour time .one of the guys was pointed at his face going he" don't know he don't know" whilst giggling like a girl we put a mini traffic cone on his head and placed things in it pens ,etc still he didn't wake up after about two hours of piling basically crap all over him we slowly made our way home and me to my bed.


cue me waking up to chris moaning in the bathroom trying to get nail varnish and gunk off his face he then was so late for work he had no choice but to go in to work he said the boss would find it funny.I didn't see him in the club for the next few weeks but he was deemed a legend and his nickname was now covered in crap chris.

I saw him at about 1am at the club crying into his beer as not only was everyone now calling him covered in crap chris all night but he was fired from his work for being late and arriving in such a state as to say i made a swift exit so chris if you are out there im sorry.
sorry for length and drunkness .
(bizkitmoggy, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 20:08, 4 replies)

No offence, but...
More grammar please.
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 23:12, closed)

'cue'
aaaaargh
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 9:01, closed)

@oneinthepink
What's the problem? Other than the lack of a capital letter, that's the right spelling.

What makes me jump up and down like a gibbering loon is the recent outbreak of people spelling queue as 'que'.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 9:16, closed)

Of course...
We've all been in this situation - whether as the recipient or the unfortunate...

Personally, I sleep with one eye open in these situations.

*checks face in mirror*
( snee held his breath since, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 10:27, closed)