When I was a nipper I was fascinated one day by a parade of horses going down the street in my home town.
It was a cold day so I walked up to one of them and asked it if it would like to borrow my jacket. It didn't answer me but just made a sort of high pitched squeal.

I asked the rider what his horse said and he told me, "Neigh, kid".
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:04, 5 replies)

Eh?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:16, closed)

this to lose

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:22, closed)

I was expecting some sort of horse penis gag.
I am sorely disappointed.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:52, closed)

The more kinky version of a ball gag.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:31, closed)

I hope he trampled you to death

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:19, closed)