You know what your problem is?
Every day, one of you kids will have a pop at one of us grownups. Most days, it happens several times.

It seems like you're all speaking as one - it used to be that your shitflinging was just sporadic outbursts among the usual banter on the board. It was just background static, but now it is a big proportion of the posts.

This makes you think you're actually achieving something, but you haven't worked out what it is.

Here's what you've achieved - you have driven most of the sensible posters away. The ratio between your witless bufoonery and proper posts has changed.

So, we now have; a few grownups who choose to stick around and play games with you puppies, you puppies, and an ever diminishing number of posters actually answering the questions.

You're just too thick to realise this, or to wonder why you're wasting your time getting trolled by people like me.
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:50, 5 replies)

Sheriff or Nursey Nurse
or Judge Dredd. I am the law, this site is not the way I like it. As I am best at argument, whilst maintaining the fallacious red herring of speaking for the people - hardly a comprehensive use of the argument.

It was
They aren't
No one bothers
Everybody says so
I speak the truth, bar me or be done
etc. etc. etc.

Go on put some virtual flowers on someone's grief page on Facebook.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:58, closed)

Quite the opposite.
Generally I will stay out of the puppies attacks on other posters, whereas they need to all work together.

I'm not asking for anything to change, I don't really care. I'm just saying it has changed so there is no point in behaving as though it hadn't.

'fallacious red herring' is a really clumsy phrase, by the way. You've also slipped in at least one thing that I haven't said, which makes your poorly worded post pretty much worthless.
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:10, closed)

Of all the assumptions that you clearly make, I am forgiven a couple of extras to add to your list.
Consider it foretelling of what you will say. I know I can comfortably tick the, bet they say something about language construction box. Because what self-appointed sheriff of internets does not make such a statement.

If you don't like it so much, set up your own website and post pictures of stuff. (this is always a well good argument)
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:27, closed)

So who are the other grown ups you keep mentioning?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:13, closed)

He's a lone wolf. A Mad Max of b3ta's post-apocalypse. An internet Ash Williams standing against the undead hordes of evil trolls.
How else can you explain why he's the only one bashing away against all the regulars?

I mean ... the only other possible explanation would be that he's a dreary self-righteous noob who's wandered onto the wrong website and is trying to teach everybody else how it ought to work. And that would be beyond fucking ridiculous.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:18, closed)

Compared to you,
we're all noobs Shambo.

110,000 posts. Fuck me, that's a waste of time.
(username failed moderation, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:49, closed)

tl;dr
this is the point where you announce that we're not worth your attention and flounce off for a few minutes
(alright alright, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:59, closed)

Right.
I think we're about done here for now, no?

Do you have anything else you want to talk about?
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:06, closed)

Yeah, it's nothing to do with a constant stream of shit questions and the fact that b3ta as a whole has seen a massive drop in users because there are myriad better sites run by competent people who actually give a shit.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:02, closed)

There is that too.
There are sometimes some really interesting looking questions, but none of them ever seem to win.

Doesn't help, I agree.
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:05, closed)

We weren't just being cunts with the whole "mods fingering dogs" thing.
It was a metaphor for how they hate this place so much they'd rather frig a canine in the anus than run it properly.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:09, closed)

plus they genuinely do finger dogs

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:30, closed)

link me up bro
This whining chutney ferret is so dull I'm considering ask.fm
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:28, closed)

'grownups'
Are we talking people who bitch and cry when someone tells a joke, takes the piss or you know, does one of the things that people used to do on b3ta here?
You're one of the worst offenders in the 'making QOTW unreadable' stakes with your incessant low-level whining about other users who do actually post stories here.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:58, closed)

+you massive whiny fanny.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:01, closed)

Sat 25 May, 22:47
That was the last time you posted anything resembling a "story". The rest of your posting since then has been pointless bitching, trolling and whining. It is at times like this that I feel really sorry for you.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:17, closed)

Some top stalking right there

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:26, closed)

Like swimming through a lake of shit to find a piece of sweetcorn

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 7:39, closed)

everybody needs a hobby, eh grotty?

(alright alright, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 9:52, closed)

I don't even like sweetcorn all that much

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:32, closed)

clogs up the lego dildoes?

(alright alright, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:25, closed)

whatever

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:36, closed)

you are mentally ill

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 7:11, closed)

Thanks for that Monty.
We can always rely on you to turn a dull thread around.
(username failed moderation, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:42, closed)

Just how old are you exactly?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:25, closed)