The best birthday ever.
One year I went to Alton Towers for my birthday. I played crazy golf and won a free game. I rode the roller coasters and the water slides and had hot dogs. I bought key rings and souvenirs with my birthday money and at the end when we had to leave and I didn't want to, to cheer me up I got bought a massive bucket of sweets that I ate so many of in the car on the way home that I had to stick my head out the window in case I threw up. It was the best birthday ever.

Although when I say 'one year', I mean 'last year'.

I'm 37.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:13, 6 replies)

I like this
I like this a lot!
(mr_spongmonkey, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:30, closed)

me too
its a place where everyone goes to be a kid for the day
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:52, closed)

Except me
I went when I was 14. I thought it was shit.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:15, closed)

When you were 14 it was still a building site

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:21, closed)

I see nothing amiss with that at all.

( Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:59, closed)

The only question remaining...
.. is "have you booked for next year yet?"
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:26, closed)