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Tell us about the time the fairground came to town and you were sick in a hedge; or when you went to a theme park or circus and were sick in a hedge

Suggested by mariam67

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:37)
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Mirth and pity in equal measures
Many years ago a group of us went to the annual fair in Beaconsfield. One of the "big" rides there was one of those spinning rides where you are all sat in seats in a circle facing inwards with your feet dangling free, it then spins and rises on an large arm. Anyway, as I get on, a group of loud mouthed girls get on as well acting all Jenny Big Boobs (is that the female equivalent of Johnny Big Bollocks? if not, it is now!). Unfortunately one of the more rotund girls does not fit the seat and she only finds this out when she tries to drop the harness and it doesn't lock. Cue the ride operator trying to jam the harness down over her Gunt repeatedly, to no avail. If this wasn't awkward enough he makes her try out three different seats, the last of which was next to me. The sound of her wheezing as the guy repeatedly forced the harness down will stay with me forever. By this point, everyone on the ride was doing their best to stifle their laughter. The moment was only topped by her finally stomping off saying "didn't want to go on your shit ride anyway"
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:22, closed)
I actually feel really bad for her.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:26, closed)
I don't

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:30, closed)
Nor me
Serves her right for having unnecessary pies.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:22, closed)
It's never nice being embarrassed like that.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:07, closed)
The word 'gunt' is sorely underused on here...

(, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:15, closed)

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