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Tell us about the time the fairground came to town and you were sick in a hedge; or when you went to a theme park or circus and were sick in a hedge

Suggested by mariam67

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:37)
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The winner.
My Father was an engineer in Yorkshire in the 70s. He was renowned in the local area for being a jack of all trades but still specialised in two things - circuit components for amusement park machines and belly buttons for cars (fuck off).

He was married to a mono-breasted woman named Nigel (not my mother) who the family and all his friends hated but he married nonetheless. After three years of marriage and her stealing all his money she filed for divorce on the basis that it was a loveless marriage and he was having an affair. It went to court as my Dad was stupid enough to marry a one titted troll but not lose everything to one and he ended up winning the court case. The judge ruled that he had fair grounds for circuits and car navels.

Boom.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:48, closed)
that is fucking terrible.
it doesn't read like you enjoyed writing it either.

are you some kind of shit pun masochist?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:36, closed)
Agreed
I didn't enjoy writing it. There is usually one attempt, alas mine was shit.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:51, closed)
^What she said^
With big shitty sticks on top.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:49, closed)
Agreed
Awful and awkward.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:02, closed)
shake
shake shake the room
(, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:04, closed)
What the fuck
was all that about?
(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 20:04, closed)

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