I was on a history school trip in Belgium.
Visiting the battle of the Somme and other such areas. In the town we were staying there was a funfair. It had one ride that was worth going on. It went totally upside down, me and a mate went on this ride. At the top when I was totally upside down all the stuff in my pockets fell out. When the ride stopped I got all my stuff back. It was awesome.
( BindiBaji, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:30, 18 replies)

Even more awesome
that you managed to visit the Somme (in France) while in Belgium.
(Smale is stuffed, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:52, closed)

Hows that so hard to understand?
He visited the "battle of the Somme", if his school can time travel the small matter of moving international borders is childs play.
(Bushcricket, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:57, closed)

Doh!
Silly me
(Smale is stuffed, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:58, closed)

We stayed in Belguim and used a thing called a Coach to travel
to various world War one sites of interest.
( BindiBaji, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:14, closed)

Ahhh, I see. Still, it's an easy mistake to make.
(tcp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:21, closed)

whats this thing called a coach as you call it?
is it some kind of masstransiant matter shifting interregional device?
if so
It's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time
But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it
A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and then
Projecting it through space, and who knows, perhaps even time itself
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:32, closed)

Great Scott!
(goes to get fishnets and heels)
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:21, closed)

well that didnt take to long

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:25, closed)

"is it some kind of masstransiant matter shifting interregional device?"
Yes
( BindiBaji, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:53, closed)

Given that the area around that corner of Belgium/France/Germany
saw its borders move almost constantly for a hundred or so years, most particularly during the Great War from whence these battlefields date, this must be just about the most mindnumbingly stupid piece of pedantry ever posted on the internet. Congratulations. Have a balloon.

Or a walloon.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:48, closed)

I think you're thinking of the Belgian/French/German border in the east of Belgium
The France/Belgium one was pretty stable. And I already have a walloon.
(Smale is stuffed, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:27, closed)

I'm thinking of the entire area.
I'm not sure you could apply the word "stable" to any of the borders of modern Belgium until after the second world war.

They should declare the whole area as a national cross-frontier theme park and allow people to drive tanks around it and blow shit up. BATTLE WORLD. Don't pretend that wouldn't be ace, walloon or no walloon. It's worth sacrificing an entire nation for that level of awesome.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:33, closed)

Visit Bellewaerde park
It's built on the site of Passendaele battlefield. If you stand at Hooghe crater on a summer's day all you hear is the screams from the park. Such a wasted opportunity. Is it in the Jasper Fforde books where they have Somme World?
(Smale is stuffed, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:05, closed)

I have no idea who that person is
but if he agrees with my idea about turning the historic battlefield of Europe into a WAROMG! theme park then he is clearly a gentleman of great mind.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:42, closed)

See what you've done?
You've started an arguement about Belgium. Fucking Belgium.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:41, closed)

hehe
Fucking Belgium
( BindiBaji, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:53, closed)

Fuck Bruges

(Smale is stuffed, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:45, closed)

you uter uter insensitive cold blooded bastard
my dad died on those very fields









he found an unexploded grenade well it was unexploded till he found it
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:36, closed)