........puke,knees and rashes
Instance 1......Fresher year...Beered up..."YAY,let´s go on the umbrella ride"....14 seconds later,mescreams "LET ME OFF I´M GOING TO PUKE"....Carny Bastard keeps me on there for 4 long,gut-wrenching(especially for my seat companion) minutes...The Carny Bastard smirks as I get off,so I duly vomit at his feet.
Instance 2......3 years later....Beered up..."YAY,let´s go on the Pirate ship swingy thing"....30 seconds later my partner has vomited on me....mescreams "STOP THE RIDE"....Carny Bastard 2 keeps us on there for sufficient time that friends also vomit,cuing a "Family guy-esque pukefest.....Carny bastard 2 smirks as we get of,so my partner duly vomits on his shoes whilst trying to shout "FUCK YOU"...(it´s not easy,apparently)
Instance 3.....Some bloody theme park in Seville....Beered up...."YAY,let´s go on the logflume and then watch people get wet too!!"......Utter drenching and 3 mile walk home resulting in hideous nappy rash and 24 hours naked with a fan pointed directly at my sore,bleeding,cream-besoaked groin...
Instance 4....Majorca......Beered up....."YAY,let´s go on the dodgems"....Gypsy teenagers surround us like Tiger sharks....3 minutes of knee-crushing,vertebra-shattering,whiplash-inducing,smirkily-intentional head on collisions.....Limped off ride....Vomited on Carny Bastard 3´s shoes......(triumph?)
Fairgrounds are for heedless,mentally unstable,masochistic bastards.So I´ll see you all next week at Alton Towers then????
(shirleytemplesarse, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:25, 7 replies)

Don't they test basic literacy before allowing people into university?
It's no wonder the Chinese are going to shitterfist us back into the fucking dark ages if we waste money educating plebs like you. Fuck off and empty my bins.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:35, closed)

WOW! That was so puerile. Nice & cathartic.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:29, closed)

There are people
I have given shit to for being unreadable before. I forgave them all after the first 10 words of that.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:03, closed)

Maybe try
Not drinking quite as much? Just a thought
(Catrim, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:08, closed)

You fucking illiterate mongoloid.

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:54, closed)

I liked it
Just get your space bar fixed for next time
(Clit Ninja is having a white space party!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:11, closed)

Seriously - what they all said^^^
"mescreams"? Really?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:24, closed)