I always fake...
being 1/4 asian or 1/4 black to make people ive just met very uncomftable

e.g friend of a friend "oh my god i walked past a paki today and he proper stunk"

me with a very serious look on my face
"well my dad's half asian so i'd prefer it if u dint talk about 'smelly paki's'"

this then results in a very awkward moment for recently introduced person and is generally followed by sincere apologies and explanations of how there not really racist and how they have lots of asian 'friends'

and then i just reveal it was a lie and go off on my own slightly politically incorrect rant

its a good laugh you should try it
the quarter asian thing
not the rant...
( Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 19:39, 10 replies)

Your own unPC rant?
About what, pakis?
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 20:48, closed)

I smell
a flaming
( Trollman, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 20:57, closed)

I can do that for real
My mum is black-haired and brown-skinned, and people make all kinds of assumptions in front of (and about) pasty-white little me. It's fun to whip out a pic of the two of us together and watch the backpedalling being! Ethnically, we really don't know what we are as my great-grandfather is a bit of a mystery but I can say that I represent every recessive gene on both sides of the family. Mum calls me 'Casper'. . .as in 'the friendly ghost'.

In addition to that, she's also disabled, which opens up whole new worlds of stupid people.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 21:38, closed)

matches!
and *ignore*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 21:44, closed)

I'm Indian...
but even if I wasn't, I'd still think you were a twat. Is it normal in your social circle for people to say things like "I walked past a paki and he proper stunk?" - you seem to have stumbled onto the wrong board, this one is for intelligent, humorous, slightly sex-obsessed people. Presumably you thought you were posting on 4chan?
(Boar is dreaming of get rich quick schemes..., Tue 15 Jul 2008, 1:26, closed)

hahaaa
ahhh racism
the working class escape from reality :)
(Freddles, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 1:30, closed)

@ Boar
only Slightly sex obsessed? ;-)
( Trollman, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:38, closed)

Have we slipped through a time wormhole here?
Or just washed up on the pages of the Daily Heil?


I've written and rewritten a reply to this about four times....I can't even begin to articulate my puzzlement at this post.


This is b3ta.com


and then i just reveal it was a lie and go off on my own slightly politically incorrect rant

So what would that be about then? More pakis? Flids and mongs? Wogs?


*Sigh*


And I bet you're all of 14.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:35, closed)

I'm from...
dewsbury i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/jonnysmith15/dewsbury.jpg

which would explain a lot


also...



"I've written and rewritten a reply to this about four times....I can't even begin to articulate my puzzlement at this post.
This is b3ta.com
and then i just reveal it was a lie and go off on my own slightly politically incorrect rant
So what would that be about then? More pakis? Flids and mongs? Wogs "


your right this is b3ta, home of the sickest joke QOTW and creators of sickipedia which is as far as i can see based around "More pakis Flids and mongs, Wogs "
( Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:50, closed)

perhaps it's just me but...
I'm sure most of us are a little politically incorrect at times.

I'm pretty fuckin sure I am!!!!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 16:57, closed)