Didier Fucking Drogba
You useless bastard.

The man is one of the strongest players on the ball, has the ability to hold off several players at once. Yet if any of them dare to actually touch him, he'll take a dive that would make Jacques Cousteau proud.

Play with even a smidgen of decency, and you'd probably become quite popular.

You cunt.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:06, 5 replies)

You have to love his commitment
When he dives he goes all out with flailing arms and everything.
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:14, closed)

Whenever I see that, I just think
"Wendy, I can fly!"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:16, closed)

Good point,
Well said.

I can't understand why people still get free kicks for diving with their arms in the air.
If you are falling, you will AUTOMATICALLY put your arms out in front of you, to avoid faceplanting. You WILL NOT throw them above your head like a dandelion waving in the spring breeze.
(TheColonel, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:33, closed)

I agree
with all of this.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:24, closed)

Oh, come on...
...his hair is EASILY the most annoying thing about him.
(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:36, closed)