Nigella Lawson
1. that inane grin
2. her oversized jugs
3. her food tastes like shit
4. the people she get's over for her 'impromptu' gatherings in the middle of making a tv programme
5. Her father
6. they way she couldn't wait for her old man to pop his clogs so she could hitch up with a multi millionaire (she moved in with him 9 MONTHS after her hubby had been laid to rest - kerching!!)
7. her hair needs a good wash
(pastcaring trembling in a corner....., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:14, 11 replies)

What's wrong with oversized jugs?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:23, closed)

^ this ^
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:21, closed)

^that^
Knockers ftw!
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:23, closed)

i like breasts

(TheColonel, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:36, closed)

^^ t'other
Surely the largeness of her norkitude obscures most if not all of the other points of concern.

This is like a scientific law of posh milfs.

Annoyance = (smugness*twattery)/norkage
(nordelius, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:37, closed)

...
...I'd still bang her like a cheap gong.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:34, closed)

Very big lol

( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:48, closed)

And
at the end of her program shot in an exact replica of her kitchen, she pretends that she's coming downstairs in the middle of the night to scoff some stuff out of the fridge.

It's not so much the fact that it is all a massive pretence, it's that she grins at you like she's about to smear pavlova all over her wabs.

Also, in one show she got on a bus, fuck off she's never been on a bus in her fucking life.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:48, closed)

Why do women
all hate Nigella? She is brilliant
(Dr Zoidberg is going for a scuttle, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:24, closed)

Would bang her six ways from Sunday
So you don't get a click from me.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:14, closed)

Fair call
I hate the supercilious bitch too.
I suspect they are spectacular funbags but you just know, despite the glimpse of saucey cleavage there is no way you're ever going to see any more of them.
ANyway, if I want to know how to cook something I'll ask a cookbook not some try-hard
(schrodingers cat now you see me, or not, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 6:09, closed)