Accents
Not really people but their accents really wind me up.

Anything south of the equator! Most are nasal and whining, eg Zane (fuckin I'm bored) Lowe, any Africunt accent from SA, and then the Aussies / NZ's. Even if you ignore what they are saying, their accents come across as though they have had too much XXXX.

I know they can't help it, but they fuckin grate.
(Suck it and Sea, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 8:35, 9 replies)

From Australia with love...
...thanks heaps, but you mispelt 'great'.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:34, closed)

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To emadex, 'grate' was not misspelt. Grate, a verb, was the correct word used for the point being made. As in 'this accent grates on my nerves'.

How would what you said even make sense?!
(Durgama cuddling draggy on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:38, closed)

Dear Professor Durgama of "Humour 101":
Whoooooosh......they obviously have a keen sense of humour where you're from...
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:27, closed)

I'm in love with you, emadex!!! You make me smile.
(Durgama cuddling draggy on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:47, closed)

Cool.
I'm a guy.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:19, closed)

Cool
I'm a girl. My girlfriend said you made me sound dumb and 'don't you get his joke?!'

I do now.....
(Durgama cuddling draggy on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:48, closed)

U2
What are you like!?

Get a room, a big sheet of metal and some magnetic letters - go play and respell phoneticaly the ENGLISH dictionary.

That's if you two love birds have nothing else to do over the weekend!!

Only way you can cease the drawl of a female aussie accent = deep throat!
(Suck it and Sea, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 20:15, closed)

Suck It and Seas' dictionary...
...on behalf of Professor Durgama I'd like to point out that the correct spelling is 'phonetically' and not 'phoneticaly'. And trust me, much as Aussie girls do like deep throating it's not exactly what they encounter when performing fellatio on non Australians. More like short throating.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 6:33, closed)

The way Murray from Flight Of The Conchords speaks cracks me up.

(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:01, closed)